A Thought From Ackara

i understand how scissors can beat paper, i get how a rock can beat scissors, but there`s no fuckin way paper can be rock. is paper suspposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? screw scissors, why cant paper do this to people? why arent sheets of college ruled note book paper cant beat anyboday a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds when i play rock paper scissors i always choose rock then when sombody claims they to have beaten me with their paper i can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say oh shit im sorry i thought paper would protect you you asshole